tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
Myth: It’s only fair to pay for quality, first-run movies.
Fact: Most movies shown on cable get two stars or less and are repeated at nausium. Marge Simpson reading from So You’ve Decided to Steal Cable
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rastafarifit:

okoyasu:

with-both-my-hearts:

chiltonomics:

the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

DON’T

GET ME STARTED

ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS


That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

I WANT A SPONGEBOB EPISODE ABOUT THIS

All I can think is how terrified I’d be, my first time experiencing one; swimming under me in dark waters. Not knowing what it is due to only being able to see a black mass slowly creeping along.
gifak-net:

Fail
tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one
buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT

freesocrates:

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

image

YOOOOOOOO

(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via 1080x)

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ret4li4te:

swamp-princess:

vegandreadlocks:

undiscoveredstory:

huffingtonpost:

Pig jumps from truck to escape slaughterhouse in South America.

They don’t WANT to die! Please stop eating them. They’re sentient, they have a will to live. They’re scared and sad and all they want is love, yet all they’ve been shown is cruelty.

How heartbreaking

Baby :(

That is one highly motivated sack of bacon.